Crawling with the base of the scales,
And fucking fiddles with the feet on a balancing act,
You were gagged, bound and crafting a tale,
Trailing wrapped in a gasp.
The Cure - Boys Don’t Cry
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
top 10 bright sunshine holiday looks for the poor #1: the half price heavy fur coat
i like your coat and hair is cool.
thanks ben i agree hair is cool
it’s okay i’m fit and ur fit its cool
we are so fit. unless you mean exercise
writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”
this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid
Here are some dogs enjoying Popsicles.
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk those squids
being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms
Natalie Dormer | 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards