Weve been expecting you
Choose your own aventure!
I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.
ways to get me into bed
1. have curly hair
2. wear a crown
thats it after that im so yours
not a lie
I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.
leslie knows my ambition in life
You’re a fan of Justin Bieber? Name three of his criminal offenses
How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now